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7 Questions for Google.
Alfred Opare Saforo
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Have you ever considered the fact that Google could be God. There is no question that you could ask Google on any topic and in any language, that it couldn't find answers for. Google is all knowing. To test this theory I set out to ask Google 7 questions which have plagued Humanity. ( in my opinion).
According to THE CHURCH OF GOOGLE there is unshakeable evidence that Google is God Let me Quote 3 of the Best.
- According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.
- Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.
- One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.
So There is the Proof now let me test my theory. I will do a search/prayer and take the clearest most concise answers, that could answer the question without leaving Google's page .
1.What is the meaning of life?
2.What is the ultimate Question?
3.Why does the Universe Exist?
4.Is God an Alien?
5.Where is the Holy Grail?
6.Who will be the next president of America?
7.Did OJ Simpson Kill his wife?
The bonus question I know all you blogger's would love to know is...
Who is the best Blogger in the World?
If you missed the answers here is a summary.
The meaning of life is love.The ultimate question is why the universe exists. The Universe exists because God created it. This same God is an Alien (so there was no need to ask if Aliens exist the answer is too obvious). the Holy Grail is in Spain. Barrack Obama will be the next president of America.OJ Simpson Killed his wife. The Sunlight foundation is the best blog in the world. Amen.
If you enjoyed reading this dont leave without taking any action.
To check all my search query's or prayers search here.
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Response: 7 Questions for Google.Have you ever considered the fact that Google could be God. There is no question that you could ask Google on any topic and in any language, that it couldn't find answers for. Google is all knowing. To test this theory I set out to ask Google 7 questions which have ...
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I have one word for you, "Googledammit" Google also made it on my Blogging 10 Commandments post today, great timing.
Very nice. I really enjoyed reading this one. Very humorous, but true.
NathanKP - The Inkweaver Collection - Book Reviews and Cover Art
Google just wants you to think they're God. I like the screen shots, especially the O.J. Simpson one which I happen to agree with :) Very funny post!
Haha. I enjoyed reading this one. Yahoo! used to get the same attention. Its Google's time now.
This was enjoyable to read, it is quite amazing. It's like the rise of the machines.. it will be googlenator.
suuuuuppper cooool. perfect. i´d like to share it vvith my readers on veryheaven - do you mind?
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digged it today :-)
keep up the good vvork
veryheavenly greetings from germany
Absolutely not. As long as you link back to me. thanks